I make weird noises at Bowser until he runs out of the room.
That white hairy thing is my dog.
My dog’s biggest dream is to give Sam Winchester a kiss.
My dog is penis shaped.
My mum was running around the house holding up the puppy like Simba and FREAKING because his peenie was way out and it wasn’t going back in and it was drying up and “WE HAVE TO PUSH IT BACK IN ITS STUCK WHAT DO WE DO YOU NEED TO GOOGLE IT” and ‘dog penis’ is now in my search history.
Apparently, its a genuine concern and if your dog’s erection lasts for more than four hours, you should see a vet.
What is my life.
Daily dose of Bowser.
Bowser being his usual magnificent self.