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My mum was running around the house holding up the puppy like Simba and FREAKING because his peenie was way out and it wasn’t going back in and it was drying up and “WE HAVE TO PUSH IT BACK IN ITS STUCK WHAT DO WE DO YOU NEED TO GOOGLE IT” and ‘dog penis’ is now in my search history.

Apparently, its a genuine concern and if your dog’s erection lasts for more than four hours, you should see a vet.

What is my life.




I’ve gotten to that point with my mom where: 

onchwell:

I call her. No answer.

5 minutes later I get a text from her saying “What”

Where did the love go? And who taught her how to text?